August212008
7AM

My professor types all of her assignments using Comic Sans.

http://bancomicsans.com/

August202008

The solution to the low ratings for table tennis: put the women in skirts and tight tops.

9AM

Myers-Briggs

Had to take the Myers-Briggs test for class.  I’m an ISTJ: The Booty Duty Fulfiller.  Pretty accurate, minus the part about my house being “tastefully furnished and immaculately maintained.”
August182008

Weekend Notes

  • I’m officially a grad student.
  • Sam and Harry’s sucks.  Well, our server definitely sucked.  The food was good, but the restaurant is like a stuffy, old white man.  Boring
  • Gazuza is fun.  Loud, but fun.
  • Brunch at the Beacon Bar and Grill is excellent.  Unlimited champagne, mimosas, and bloody marys for $26.99.
  • Tropic Thunder was good as well.
August132008
11AM
“It’s a good thing you’re gay. I can only imagine how unhappy you would have made some poor woman.” The gaysian about my unromantical ways.
August122008
  • Me: Hi, your website says that your campsites have reduced services this summer. Can you tell me what that means?
  • Doll: There's no showers and no toilets. We do have hand pumps for water and vault toilets.
  • Me: Oh, okay. Um, what's a vault toilet.
  • Doll: It's a pit toilet. It works by gravity. hehehehe
August112008

Smartz

I just got a bunch of info about my first grad school course that starts on Saturday. I’m scared/nervous/intimidated/excited.  And part of me just wants to say forget about it and continue regular life.

And my tuition bill is $876, which is the normal $292/credit graduate rate, but the rate for this program is supposed to be $718/credit.  I’m a little confused as to why my bill isn’t $2,154. I’ll definitely take the $876 bill, but it would suck to get a bill for the difference later.

I’m kind of sad that my fun life is going to get a little less fun.

August92008
Let’s do some beer bongs and go smoke some hooka. -suggestion from the girl next to me.
11AM

Bernie Mac Died.

10AM
Just saw some guy drive off with the gas hose still in his car and then try to put it back on the pump. Fail. And i loved it.
August82008
Ah friday. Ah friday.
August72008

Austin

I’m going to Austin next month.  The gaysian is going to the Out and Equal annual summit and invited me along.  So, I only have to pay for half of one night in the hotel and I got a free flight with my airline miles.  Woo!  However, I did have to fork over $200 for a ticket to the awards banquet (everyone calls it a gala, but I despise that word, so I only refer to it as an awards banquet).  I could do without the banquet, but someone said that it would be nice if I went.  Now I need to research things to see and do while the gaysian is in his meetings on Friday and Saturday.
August62008
  • Me: I have Atonement and Rhinoceros Eyes at home. If you don't want to watch either of those, we can just get something from RedBox.
  • Gaysian: What's RedBox? Communist Pussy?
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