Some attempted to break into my building?
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01/27/2012 11:34
“I saved something….but, I don’t know where….see if you can find it. If so, send it to me.”
— My client over email.
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I Confess
At least once a week, I knock the gaysian’s electric toothbrush over and it falls in the trashcan. I figure that he doesn’t need to know.
01/15/2012 12:21
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Restaurant Week
We went to SAX for Restaurant Week last night. It was very different. Luckily, they keep it pretty dark, so the decor is not as much of an assault on the eyes as this picture makes it seem. The food was excellent. There’s a stage enclosed in glass above the bar and they have dancers perform throughout the night. The performances were…interesting. They got more artsy as the night went on and the last show we saw was just some chick in a wedding gown sitting onstage. Then a guy came out and fed her a couple of bites and she waved him away. Then he came back, fed her a second course, she waved him away again, and it was over. And I was like: What. The. Fuck.
01/14/2012 18:06
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“I make my own copies to keep myself grounded.”
— The president of the company I work for.
01/03/2012 16:05
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Sometimes
All it takes to make your day better is having a cute bearded guy check you out (repeatedly) while you’re eating a salad all alone at the Corner Bakery.
12/30/2011 12:15
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“And also by a bit of a wild ride i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of weed for me wedding night as I don’t drink.”
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Sinead O’Connor telling one of her reasons for divorcing after 16 days of marriage. God, can you imagine going on a hunt for weed in Las Vegas with Sinead O’Connor? That has got to be one hell of a story.
12/27/2011 15:30
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Learn Something New Everyday
| Me: • | What do you miss most about Korea? |
| Boobs' Korean Cousin: • | Noraebang. |
| Me: • | <Puzzled look> |
| Boobs: • | Karaoke. |
12/26/2011 14:05
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If you love Christmas, some of the merchandise at Christmas Town at Busch Gardens (TM) will scare that love out of you.
12/24/2011 10:22
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Homeward bound via train and this is what is sitting next to me/laying on me. I think he’s some hipster from NYC. There’s a good chance he’s really hungover. There’s a better chance that he’s still drunk. He burps a lot and breathes heavy in his sleep. I’ve named him Simon. I bet $100 he gets off in Richmond.
12/23/2011 08:44
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Text Conversation After the Company Christmas Party
| Bossman's Wife: • | Where are we going?! |
| Me: • | Woodley Park area. This place has everything. Skeevies, Santa's helpers, and a Russian guy running on a treadmill in a Cosby sweater. |
| BW: • | I think we're just going to go on home. |
12/18/2011 13:04
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“I spent a year in Salzberg. That’s where I became a Republican.”
— My coworker’s girlfriend to me at the company Christmas Party. I always get stuck next to a crazy even though we only have 12 employees.
12/18/2011 11:23
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