I Should Be Working

Will you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot?

Teacher Puts Sex Clip of Self on Students DVD

I bought The Sims 3 the other day (as if I need another time suck). I played for about 3 hours and was still just learning how to play it and interact with other people. Today, the Gaysian started to play and within 20 minutes, he was banging some guy named Christopher.

Grad School

5 courses down.  9 to go.  December 2010 can’t get here fast enough.

The people of Rosslyn have to be the worst pedestrians ever made. I understand that you have to get to the Art Institute with your portfolio that size of an interstate billboard, but Jesus fuck people. Get in a crosswalk.

Currently

Attempting to compose an email to the company President and Vice President outling grad school costs and justifying that they should throw at least another $10,000 at me without seeming like a complainer/beggar/ungrateful fuck.

I just threw my Red Bull can in the trash next to my desk and then remembered the recycling center in the lobby. I went out there and it had three holes: one for “Waste,” one for “Cans, Bottles, and Plastic,” and one for “Paper.” I threw my can in the one labeled “Cans, Bottles, and Plastic.” Then I looked down in the hole and saw that there was one bin to collect everything.

:-/