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I have one pot holder. When I take something out of the oven that requires two hands, I use the pot...

This is happening

Tonight’s dinner: teriyaki rice, portobello, green...

Just Hit Me

I haven’t had a cigarette in a year.

eboscharoo: year36: I will be in this house in NJ with 17...

Please don’t make me go back.

There was a Japanese woman on The Amazing Race rubbing her vagina because she had to go to the...

Rainy day capital

Just Learned

Diablo Cody wrote Jennifer’s Body. Also, Adam Brody (slurpee slurpee) is in Jennifer’s...

tylerriewer: The Noisettes cover of When You Were Young on BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge. I don’t own any...

I love my job, I love my job.

I really wish the man next to me knew how disgusting it is to cut your fingernails while standing in...

I’m in love with Padma.

I’m not big into PDA, but the gaysian ended up wrapped...

Playing Nirvana. Strange.

Boozing on stilts

Dear wine snobs - where the fuck can I get a beer?

Virginia Wine Festival

Started True Blood Last Night

Home from work at 4:45am. And I’m not a stripper.

10pm and headed back to work. Great start to the weekend.

THERE'S A CURE FOR COLOR BLINDNESS?!?!?!?!?!

It’s still dark when I wake up now. It sucks.

“I’m trying to get laid here!!”
— My 69 year old father speaking...

Kanye is about to cry on Leno.

“I’m trying to get laid here!!”
— My 69 year old father speaking...

Perfect Monday

Up 40 minutes late An hour and a half to get to work Weekend power outage causing all sorts of...

Me: Um, is that Tom Cruise over there?
Brother: Yeah.
Me: What the fuck is he doing here?
Brother: I don't know. I thought he was gay.

While Watching The All American Rejects

Dad: Who the fuck is that?
Me: The All American Rejects.
Dad: They're very appropriately named.

Currently trying to get in to Dulles but they closed the toll road for a 9/11 motorcycle rally so...

All American Rejects.Tvchick is up front

A gaggle of sluts just walked by wearing “I hate Busch so I shaved mine” t-shirts. Stay...

Welcome to the MBA progam.

This just laid on top of me

Just bought a $1250 LED tv. Ten months ago I didn’t even have cable.

Auto-Response If You Email Chloe

I’m going email free until Monday. I might have cell service, so try me there! You’re...

My friends got a new puppy

Ohmygod….why does buying a new tv have to be so confusing? There’s too many options. I...

I Knew This Day Would Come

Just turned to MTV Cribs and I don’t have a fucking clue who these kids are.

Catfish Being Used To Clean Pools At...

8:12 and no professor

The 15 minute rule applies in grad school too, right?

Weather looks good for tubing this weekend!!!!

I thought this was a joke. It’s not.

Pork couscous portobella miller lite

I was just rubbing my eye, which forced my contact to go up on top of my eyeball. And then I put a...

“It’s so gorgeous outside. I just want to make an...”
— Our tech writer (after dancing...