January 2008
46 posts
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: OMG!! Have you seen...
My father’s wife recently got a computer and (at the ripe old age of 67) touched the interwebs for the first time. This has led to a daily deluge of forwards from her. Whereas most people who participate in the forwarding send them to at least a handful of people, she sends them only to me. And, as she keeps hitting the forward button and LOLing all over her keyboard, my distate for her...
Highlarious
Thanks to Energyface and Bullshit for showing me this. I’ve watched you, but I’m definitely a follower now. The Fail Blog
Who's right? →
Other Interesting Things About My Trip Home
I met a man named Barry Perry. No joke. I made fun of his name and then he made fun of mine. And then we bonded over the fact that many people only call us by our first and last names, as if they were one name. Some 50 year old chick showed up to the party and announced that she brought wine. She then proceeded to pull a bottle of Arbor Mist out of her purse. No one even flinched. A punch...
I almost used 3 of these this morning. That would... →
Still Bitter
I had a dream last night that my mother wanted to put me in Catholic school. I woke up VERY angry.
It's Official: I'm 9 Years Old
So, something ain’t right with my toilet at home. It runs a lot, but everything looks as it should inside the tank. Let’s just say that home improvement projects aren’t really my thing. A quick Google search has informed me of the following: I have a floating-cup ball cock, which means that I have a cup that slides up my ball-cock shaft as the water level rises. This lifts a...
Virginia does something right. →
Professional Development
I just learned that instead of control-alt-delete you can push the Windows key and the L key to lock your computer. Where’s my raise?
In My Head
Stop, drop, KABOOM! Baby rub on ya nipples Some call me Ludacris Some call me Mr. Wiggles Over and over and over.
Disco Inferno
I cooked my eggs as usual at 5:45 yesterday morning. Later at work, I went online and requested a quote for condo insurance (I’ve been meaning to do that, but haven’t). At 8:10 last night, I went to make some tea when I felt this wave of heat. I looked down at the stove and there was a little blue ring of fire. I had left the burner on for over 14 hours. Oops.
“I’m drinking a wine cooler with extra daquiri mix. It’s not bad.”
– The Mormon scoring the funniest text of the weekend.
She's not a girl. Not yet a corpse. →
The best reason to not go downtown this weekend. →
I hate u both but im having a great time — chloesanchez Ah….the kickoff to a VERY memorable night at Bonnaroo. Good times.
Loser
So, there’s a three day weekend coming up. I love to travel, but none of my plans worked out: I started with plans to go to Nashville to visit my large breasted Black/Korean friend (two tokens, one stone), but she said no at the last minute because she couldn’t get off work. Then I figured I’d join my two other friends on a trip to Grand Cayman and then remembered that my...
Bad news for a few people I know. →
They better say yes. →
Fingers crossed. →
Dear Mitt Romney,
Somehow, someway, you will be my father-in-law. Love, Dewster
Poor guy can't even find a co-sponsor. Everyone... →
Cash Is A Girl's Best Friend
If you bought a diamond between January 1994 and March 2006, go here. You might be able to get some money back from the class action settlement. Isn’t this post the most exciting thing that you’ve ever read?
Pathetic. →
And We Thought We Were Losers
Memba this? We won.
The Nectar Of Sin
I didn’t know this, but absinthe is now legal in the United States (since late 2007). It looks as though it’s been pussified a bit, but my interest is definitely aroused (along with other parts of me). Lucid seems to be most widely available. That’s a pretty expensive experiment at $60-$70 a bottle, though. But you’re with me, right? It has to be done. ”After...
I love that this class has pre-reqs. →
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everybody's humpin around.
I was pushed into Facebook a few months ago (more like lightly shoved) by JS. I can’t believe I did it because: 1- I wasn’t born in the 80s or 90s 2- I’m not in high school or college 3- I have a mortgage 4- I have 3-dimensional friends However…it seems to make some of my friends happy, so that’s nice. for them. I created a page that, in summary, indicated that I...
