December 2008
17 posts
You wanna know what song was running through my head when I couldn’t fall asleep last night? Anne Murray’s “Could I Have This Dance?” Booyah.
Waiting for legally blonde.
Welcome Home?
As I pulled into my hometown on Wednesday, I stopped by the grocery store where I decided that this Christmas would taste like Stella Artois. I got in the checkout line and noticed the guy ahead of me. As I was listing in my head all of the things that I would like to do to him, he turned around. It was my cousin.
Ew.
“Remember that Baby Jesus came (on your chest) and died so that you can unwrap...”
– Timberly
At Work
Me: My computer has a trojan on it.
Helpdesk Guy: Well, someone must have got some action.
Detention?
When I left work, I had a voice mail from my professor. He said he had something urgent that he needed to speak with me about and that I need to call him at his house at 7:30. My knee jerk reaction is to think that I’m in trouble. It feels like I’m going to be sent to the principal’s office. I’m going over everything I’ve done trying to find something wrong. I...