January 2009
31 posts
WatchEboscharoo took me to see the Professional Bull Riders last saturday. We saw cute cowboys, bulls, and then there was this.
Me: The gaysian and I are talking about living together.
Timberly: Wow, you're getting a concubine?
“The high is going to be 27, so it’s not going to be that cold.”
– My Dad telling me that I don’t really have to bundle up for the snowmobile party this weekend in upstate New York.
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I hate when my GPS gives me a different route than...
Google is always right.
DIY
I just replaced my toilet valve and I’m insanely proud of myself. Usually, these types of activities end in a string of curse words followed by a large bill to complete the job and fix whatever I fucked up. Granted, it’s a tiny job that a mentally handicapped 3 year old could complete, but still. Where’s my bj?
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Inauguration Cluster
We had blue tickets to sit in the South Standing Section. After 3 and a half hours in line, it was obvious that we would not be making it inside. The lines were insane. I realized we were in trouble when a lady in an orange Information vest came up and asked us questions. Eventually, the line devolved into a mob. Surprisingly, I was very calm being crammed in with everyone. One man was...
Aborting
Country roads, hey jude, and amazing grace. I want to deep throat a shot gun.
Still in line. Everyone is singing american pie. Oh now it’s imagine.
Saturday Summary
Woke up
Got a hand job in the shower (this was the highlight of the day….seriously, my day peaked at 10:32am)
Traffic traffic traffic
Hudson Trail Outfitters (hats suck and no hand warmers)
Shawarma
Parking ticket
Traffic traffic traffic
REI (hats suck and no hand warmers)
Target (no hats and no hand warmers)
TJMaxx (bought goofy hat because options suck and Inauguration will be...
Bye Bye Birdie
Apparently, there’s about 8,000 bird strikes a year!! Nothing happens in 85% of those strikes. The other 15% does cause damage, but it’s just a small percentage that’s disasterous. Ugh….I was better off not knowing.
Best bird strike ever? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCY0ejfxeZY
Tail of Ox
I had authentic Jamaican food for the first time yesterday. I went for the oxtail. It was tasty, but I could have used more meat and less fat and bone. I think I’ll stick with the jerk chicken.
P90X - Day One
I did the first 15 minutes and then just sat and watched the rest while eating popcorn.
Collars and Cash
Suze Orman’s latest book is free to download until January 15.
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
Or not.
My last cigarette was on September 30, 2008. I told myself that someone isn’t officially a non-smoker until they haven’t smoked for 3 months. I made it. And I’m pleased.
Most Boring Tumblr Ever?
So, school has been treating me like Jodie Foster’s character in The Accused, but I think it’s going to let me off of the pinball machine on Saturday. Can’t wait.
I have cable for the first time since 2001. The number of channels AMAZES me. And what do I choose to watch? A Double Shot At Love. That’s right. Quality. And when I’m not watching that, I’m...