January 2010
17 posts
Explosive Device Set Off on Virginia Train Tracks,... →
They’ve evacuated one of the JMU dorms to look for explosives.
Jan 28th
Just bought some Body Glide so that I can avoid a repeat of the scene a couple nights ago when I was smearing Chap Stick on the side of my nutsack prior to going for a run. The more you know…
Jan 28th
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Jan 20th
New Home?
I think I’ve decided on a new condo.  Going to see it again on Saturday.  Gotta crunch some numbers and find out what’s negotiable. Butterflies.
Jan 15th
“And I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you...”
– Conan O’Brien (via robot-heart) (via indieandyy) (via rooseter)
Jan 15th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
Grad School
8 courses down, 6 to go.
Jan 10th
There’s a Mary Kay convention going on in the room next to my classroom. I’ve never heard people be so loud at 8am.
Jan 9th
This Just In
One of my mother’s coworkers drove over her (my mother’s) foot.  It’s not broken…just badly sprained.  I feel bad, but it’s kind of funny.  Right? “I don’t even remember how it happened.  There was a lot of pain and I just looked down and my foot was out of my shoe and my shoe was all crumpled up on the ground.”
Jan 8th
I just got the syllabus for my next class.  Holy sweet fucking Jesus.  Case studies, group projects, readings, simulations, a presentation, a term paper, and a journal.  It’s 8 weeks long, dude.  Give me a fucking break. I just looked at the slides for the first class.  All 94 of them.
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
One of the best things ever is throwing a bunch of food in a crock pot in the morning and then forgetting all about it until you walk in the door after work and smell that dinner is already made.
Jan 6th
Dating site for beautiful people expels 'fatties'... →
Jan 5th
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Another Sign That I'm Old
Chicken breasts were on sale, so I bought 25 pounds of them.
Jan 5th