December 2011
15 posts
Sometimes
All it takes to make your day better is having a cute bearded guy check you out (repeatedly) while you’re eating a salad all alone at the Corner Bakery.
“And also by a bit of a wild ride i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of...”
– Sinead O’Connor telling one of her reasons for divorcing after 16 days of marriage. God, can you imagine going on a hunt for weed in Las Vegas with Sinead O’Connor? That has got to be one hell of a story.
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Learn Something New Everyday
Me: What do you miss most about Korea?
Boobs' Korean Cousin: Noraebang.
Me:
Boobs: Karaoke.
I was right! Bye Simon. Enjoy Richmond.
Text Conversation After the Company Christmas...
Bossman's Wife: Where are we going?!
Me: Woodley Park area. This place has everything. Skeevies, Santa's helpers, and a Russian guy running on a treadmill in a Cosby sweater.
BW: I think we're just going to go on home.
“I spent a year in Salzberg. That’s where I became a Republican.”
– My coworker’s girlfriend to me at the company Christmas Party. I always get stuck next to a crazy even though we only have 12 employees.
Just watched Horrible Bosses
The gaysian insists that I am basically the male version of Jennifer Aniston’s character. Compliment or insult?
“I WANT SOAP THAT SMELLS LIKE CHRISTMAS!!”
– The Gaysian to me in the middle of Target after I questioned why he was getting “Baked Apple” hand soap when we have plenty of regular stuff at home.
I would donkey punch both of those guys fighting...
But I’ll make do with watching the video of them weighing in.
New Hobby
Watching guys do kettlebell swings.
