Camping Neighbors
We had some interesting camping neighbors this weekend. The star of the show was named Adrianna. She went from zero to wasted in about 20 minutes. There was an empty campsite between us and around 10pm, a car pulled up and dropped off some firewood at the empty campsite. And then this happened
Adrianna: Fuck you! Suck my dick!
Woman in car: Hey! Watch your mouth!
Adrianna’s Husband: We’re sorry.
WiC: Sorry ain’t gonna cut it.
AH: Well, that’s all we got.
Adrianna: Come on. You just pulled up!
WiC: I did not just pull up! I own this campground!
And then later in the night the Gaysian and I were just drinking beer around the fire when we overheard this while they were playing beer pong:
Adrianna’s Husband: Should we invite the homosexuals a couple campsites down?
Nobody pays attention to him
AH: Hey, should be invite the homos over there?
Guy: No, dude. You don’t want to wake up with a bunch of mushroom bruises on your face.
At this point, Adrianna has plateaued in her wastedness and has somehow become the voice of reason saying “Hey calm down. Everybody calm down. I already took it to the wrong level. Just calm down.”
And then Adrianna’s husband got another guy to get naked with him and jump over their fire.
